The Disease and The Changes

Guten tag my puppets!

So it has been some time since my last entry, I apologize. Please forgive me!... nah it's my choice so shut up! ;D
Lately the world has been turned upside down I feel... Can't really put my finger on it but my world is a bit twisted at the moment... well... more twisted than usual I guess. Been sick off and on for days now which irritates me a great deal. BUT I managed to get out friday night and it was awesome, as always!
Mini-Awesome got kicked out for being too drunk, I kissed Micke to mess with Celina I think... Not sure actually =S.. and also I think Mr Alice and I have started a bitch-slap war. Currently 2-1 in my favor, I believe some rules needs to be set for this game or it may quickly get out of control!
All in all, awesome night!

Decided to terminate the term the Awesome Five and introduce the Crew of Awesome instead. The crew consists of all my closest and dearest friends, the Five included. There are some differences in how I feel about all of them but all in all they are the ones that really matter to me. You are awesome guys!
I will soon put up a page where you can see them! Also I will add and change some other pages so we are in for some good fun! This will hopefully be done this week but I miss some pictures so until I get them it can't be done.

Oh some old comments btw, Celina thinks there should be a soda with Captain Awesome flavor... not sure how to interpret that.. but sounds awesome!
Nicolas thinks I will die from tipping a candy machine over myself trying to get the last Twix in there OR that USA will get so jealous of my awesomeness that they send an A-10 Thunderbolt to kill me... time will tell I guess XD

Before I sign out today I wanna show you something Helena sent to me today. You remember the Peanut-Picture I told you about in an earlier entry? Well Helena saw this and thought about me... have no idea why

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The Turning Point and The Sexy Floor

Hey all you critters and beasts!


Yesterday...was...AWESOME! While the morning and afternoon were a little slow and I had to clean, do the dishes and boring stuff like that. It was still the best day this week, happy Captain! But screw the whole day and let's skip to the evening/night shall we? Yeah damn right we are!

Alriiiiiiiiight! While we had a plan to round up the crew and head out early there were some annoying circumstances that put a bunny in our plan's wheel. One or two peeps short we took off towards the lovely rock/metal bar Medusa!
There we met up with some more lovely peeps and the night commenced......... Dun dun dunnnnn
You know how an evening out works right? We sat at a table, drinking, catching up recent events, I showed them the Peanut-Picture from my earlier entry (very appreciated I might say!)... you know getting the gang going with some awesomeness. THEN we went downstairs where the real shit is! Some mighty music blasting, we are singing along of course and were having a reeeeaaaally awesome time! Then as the awesome-level was rising we decided to hit the dance floor (same music... just more room to dance ;D) and the night went from awesome to super-awesome!
And when Micke and I have a super-awesome time... we go into awesome-deluxe mode. So very convenient that on that dance floor they also have a stripping-pole... So Micke showed off his moves which are pretty awesome. I had to go for some spins and in the end we even got the others to try it out once or twice! Micke's lovely girlfriend Celina then showed off some of her moves on the pole which made the rest of us look like fools! Can't do anything but applaud.
We kinda lost control at some point as we were basically doing lapdances on each other (and yes... mostly me and Micke.. on each other.. So damn right but still so damn straight)
All in all it was just insane! Insanely awesome!
And that ladies and gentlemen is how Captain Awesome and his crew of awesome parties!

I give my thanks to everyone who helped me to have the most awesome time! I really needed it... No words can describe so I just go nerd and do this \m/ ^_^ \m/


Want in on the fun? Well stop being such a wuss and give me a hoot!
Here's the place we were at http://www.medusabar.com/ and we will be coming back there again and again!

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The Crushing Blows and The Peanut-Picture

Guten Abend meine lieblings brötchen!

Remember the last entry where I said some crap is going on? Well guess what.. MORE crap got pooped over me.. damn world.. so not awesome. BUT! Captain Awesome will find a way and rise again!

One of the Awesomes... Miss C.. has gone away for a while.. this is really sad for me and I wish the situation were different. I miss you already

Anyhoo I bet you guys wanna know if I've done anything awesome lately? Good news! I totally did something really awesome yesterday! Sensitive readers be warned! Muahahhahaha

Let me set the scene for you... It's in the middle of the night, mom is at her boyfriends house, my siblings are asleep. Awesome music streams through the speakers and the room is dark, the only light is coming from the computer-screens. 

Suddenly I feel hungry, so I made some sandwiches and took them into my room. The usual sandwiches with peanut-butter will make any night awesome right? Yes it will BUT for some sick goddamn idiot reason there weren't any peanut-butter on the shit.. it was just... butter! What went through my mind when I did that? Did I fall into some dimension where it is a good idea to use butter over peanut-butter!? Don't think so! Damn.. still pissed over it. Anyway.. I complained on Facebook and a friend (a girl, relevance obvious later) commented that the world is upside down and stuff like that.. I said that my peanut-butter must be so upset, like if I was married to the peanut-butter and got raped by a butter box and actually enjoyed it! She however believed that if I gave some extra love to the peanut-butter it would forgive me. Oh I will I said... then she said something that she perhaps shouldn't have "Pics or it didn't happen".... Well if she wants to see my dinkadink in a jar of peanut-butter who am I to say no?

Said and done I grabbed a jar of peanut-butter, unzipped, took a picture and sent it to her. BOOM!

Got the picture left as proof, It's a pretty harmless picture and I would gladly put it up here but my senses tells me that is not a good idea...

Guess you have to beg me to send it or something ;P

Anyway, admit that this was insanely awesome! or perhaps awesomely insane! Choice of freedom

oh BTW.. she said she liked it

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The Sickness and The Burn!

Konichiwa!

Hope you all are well! If you are, awesome! If you're not... can't say I care no..
Some shit is going on in my life that need a lot of my attention, for my own good and by extent yours seeing as you are nagging on me all day long to write more in my awesome blog. So not complaining, just love picking on my you.
Anyhoo this takes up a lot of my energy and the blog will suffer a bit BUT.. fear not! I will publish new awesomeness every chance I get!  Right now I'm working on some awesome new pages, not gonna reveal what they are all about just yet but they will come one by one. ~One by one they shall come and one by one shall they fall. Spill the blood of heretics and watch the world burn. Everything I touch will be reduced to ash and all-~... ehum... right... back on track.. good song though

Heard a funny thing yesterday. A friend got into a fight with her dad about some misunderstanding or something.. not important. Anyways apparently it didn't end well as she got punished.. guess what the punishment was? She is now partly grounded for a week, she has to be home by 9 everyday... Not really a funny story you say? Here is the kicker.. guess the age? no not 12... not 14.. not even 16... She is 20!!! XD    Me and the two others hearing this almost cried of laughter. To top it off like butter on a broom she said "We will see at the end of the week if he has cooled down, if not the punishment may be extended another week" .... hahahaha I don't care what you think that shit is awesome!
Poor you... poor, poor you... ;D
Have some good comments to burn her with, gonna write them down on a piece of paper and visit her later... Muahaha

In other news,
I've come up such an awesome experiment that it should be illegal to even think about it! It may be impossible to execute but I have to try. I'm gonna call it Project: Fist of Awesome. Won't release details just yet and this project will take a while but it will be worth the wait. Subarashii indeed!

The Second Night and The Interrupting Break-in

Greetings and salutations!

Today has been a hellish day, my body is torturing me to death. As if that wasn't enough I had to talk about stuff that I don't wanna talk about, things I don't wanna remember, things I wanna forget.. For an hour.. just talking about the absolute crappiest events in my life.  NOT AWESOME! Hope something a bit more awesome will come out of it sometime...

Anyhoo fuck that shit. Since my last post I haven't done anything stupid (yet) but I'm gonna share a story that happened a few days ago. Quite the awesome prank I must say, totally improvised but still awesome. Sit down and grab a cup of tea, kamomill as always! Is it kamomill in english? Think so but sounds weird... anyway.. Sit the hell down and read dammit!
Alright a few days ago I was at home, bored (again.. suprise) and didn't think of anything exciting to do. So I started calling a buddy of mine. I knew he wasn't gonna be home and very likely at his girlfriends house but hey better to be the third wheel than a wheel on a broom in a ditch somewhere right?
The bastard didn't answer the first time so I had to terrorcall him, I mean it's my right as a bored friend right? After a bunch of calls the fucker picks up the phone all pissed off. Conversation was as follows: (I'm gonna call him Bastard just to make the dialogue easy to understand)

Bastard: What!?!? I'm in the middle of something reeaaaalllyyyy good here so I damn hope this is important!
*I knew he meant sex.. QUICK DECISION!*
Awesome: Uhm yeah.. I'm outside of your apartment... Your door is open and broken, you've been robbed man
Bastard: *10 seconds of absolute silence* Guard the door I'm coming *he hangs up*
So there I am. Knowing it will take him about an hour to get home. Satisfied that I ruined an awesome happy ending for him. Boredom started to fade away. Mission accomplished!

An hour later I got a text.. followed by another one within seconds.. followed by a third... Wonder who that can be at this hour? And why is that person so eager to get hold of me? Let's find out shall we?
I'm not gonna go into details of the words he used because... well.. it would get me banned from the whole web. But the little cleaner and summed up version is here for your eyes to feast on!
"I'm gonna get you killed you damn assraping fuckface! The sex was so damn good I almost got a fucking heartattack while doing her... and you ruined it.. Hope you're happy you monkeyshiteater! The thing that pisses me off the most is that I fall for this fucking shit over and fucking over again!!!"
(yes.. the actual texts were much, much more dirty than that)
Muahahahaha suddenly the awesome evening got awesomely awesome!! After some good laughing I wrote back "Kisses". Haven't heard from him since then, 3 days now I think.
Now... who won't agree on that this prank was so damn awesome it almost makes you wanna cry?

Remind me again why I still have any friends? Miss Awesomeness tells me it's because "You're  fucking Captain Awesome!!" Her words not mine... although I guess I would have said it if she hadn't.

See ya later I'm gonna hit the town and party with some awesome friends! Perhaps I will get a new and awesomely juicy story to tell you after tonight? Everything is possible as long as you find that aura of awesomeness oozing around!

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The First Dawn and The Shocking Results

Alright my awesome friends and enemies, haters and lovers, cops and criminals and last but not least Miss Awesomeness' scaly roomate Ozzy!

The other night I was chatting with one from the "Awesome Five" (Read the About me! page for explanation) I was rambling on about my awesome ideas as usual and all of a sudden she said that I should start blogging. She pointed out that I have so many awesome and idiotic (awesomely idiotic?) ideas and I should put them up so people can follow them. Not a bad idea I thought. After getting a "Yes do it!" response from a couple of other friends I decided to go for it. Here it is! Awesome and all!

My first awesome post will be kinda short but I do wanna share an awesome experiment I did yesterday!

I was bored out of my mind and started thinking about electricity. You know when you grab something with a strong electrical current it's impossible to let go. The electricity is messing up your nerve system making your muscles cramp together bla bla bla.
So I thought... If I squeeze a ball as hard as I can... and then electrifiy my arm.. will I squeeze it harder? Yeeeees I know it is a stupid idea... but still pretty fucking awesome. Said and done I found myself a ball and an old generator I have (no questions) and hooked up the generator to my arm. As I had no way of knowing exactly how much electrical power I should apply in my experiment (yeeees I know I could have done some math on it but where is the fun in that?) I had to improvise. "Alright... generator power... random number.. awesome!". I then took the ball in my hand and squeezed it as hard as I could. "Alright.. the ball is squeezed about this much.. turning power generator on.. BZZZZ"
As it turns out, YES you do squeeze the ball harder! Awesome right!? ...but the sideeffect is that it fucking hurts.. alot.. for a long time after.
Awesome experiment with awesome but shocking results!

That is all of the awesomeness I care to share atm but fear not! More awesome will follow and more of my awesome mind will be revealed!

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