Vroom Vroom!
So the last couple of weeks I've spent just sitting in my room feeling sorry for myself. Been very depressed and have had tremendous trouble with my stomach pains.
On to the matter at hand! In my last entry The Tech and The PeeFlirt I mentioned the awesomeness of being able to dismantle a person and then reassemble him/her with upgrades. Still a good idea yeah? I mean if it worked... Some days ago I was more down than usual and started to think about reinstalling OS on a computer.
We all know that all computers eventually start to malfunction at some point. Maybe too many programs have been installed and uninstalled or some registers gets fucked up. Perhaps you downloaded too much porn and got yourself a virus you naughty boy! There is one solution to each and every problem. Reinstall the OS! In other words deleting everything and start anew.
How fucking awesome wouldn't it be to be able to do that on yourself?!?
Think about it. Say you are like me and don't have many friends. One or two got pissed and disappered on you for some dumb reason. One or two died in some tragic accident. There you stand, alone with nowhere to go and no real reason to move forward. Suicide is a solution but that is kinda permanent (or so I've heard) So what to do? Wipe the brain clean! Then install some basic programs like how to read and things like that. Voila you got yourself a new life. Reborn. A second chance. Totally awesome!!!
Next subject!
Alright my gaming-buddies forced me into playing League of Legends. Which I quite enjoy! So here is the deal: Your Captain Awesome is awesome at games however I'm damn lazy and way too aggressive for these particular kind of games so my skills actually differs from match to match. Same could be said about my buddies so some of our matches ends in losses. But fuck that if you're having fun!
Buuuut then there is the fuckheads who makes the gaming experience a tad bit less fun...
Some important information: There are two kinds of matches, ranked and normal. Ranked are for those pro gamers who thinks Earth will incinerate if you lose. In other words they are for serious people. Normal are for... normal people? They are for people who are less skilled at the game or players who just wanna have some fun. We don't play ranked games ever cause none of us wants to take this game all too serious. I'm awesome but my friends are normal so I play Normal matches with them.
So back to the fuckheads I was talking about. In this context fuckheads are people who complains/use offensive language/verbal abuses or just have a negative attitude in general.
Let's use an example. Every player controls one character each. A 2vs2 fight commences. Me and my friend hacks away at them and almost kills them both. But for some reason we both end up getting killed, most often it's just some dumb and funny thing. Our reactions to these situations on Teamspeak are something like "What the hell just happened!? Hahahaha! Lucky bastards!".
So in other words we just laugh at it, respawn, try again and hope for a more happy ending. Funny shit happens in a funny shit game so all is well right? Of course it is! We play games because we want to have fun. It is the only reason anyone play games. Period. If you have some other fucked up reason for playing then I suggest you smash your computer to oblivion, preferably with your head, and find a hobby which you actually enjoy.
Buuuut then some fuckhead comes along and say something like "OMG NOOBS YOU FUCKING SUCK" (and yes most often with caps lock) or "Good job... We will lose the game because of that..." ..... What the fuck is wrong with these people!? Sure they got 2 kills which means they earned some gold which in turn means they can buy themselves some better items before we can. Thus giving them an advantage. But seriously... IT IS A FUCKING GAME!!!
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Monday, July 25, 2011
The Fire and The Edge
Alright it's the middle of the day and I have slept very little so I'm cranky as hell. So prepare for rage!
Hope I can get it out of the system and make the rest of the day better.
First off I'm gonna talk shit about people, real people, people I know, even my relatives. I don't know if any of those who I'm gonna mention even reads this blog but I don't give a shit. If you do then all the better!
As you all should already know I have several illnesses which prevents me from working, so I have a lot of free time. However a lot of that said free time I spend trying to endure the pain I have and a lot of that time I spend trying to find ways to get rid of any pain I can. Guess what, I would gladly work fucking 12 hours per day 7 days per week instead of having this pain and fucked up head. And yes I have thought of committing suicide and I still think the idea is not that bad. Those of you who fucking can't understand it can go fuck off and drown in a fucking lake! Anyone, and I mean ANYONE, who get's the idea of throwing any pity my way I recommend that you bury that thought somewhere where I can't see/hear/feel/sense them or I will punch you in the throat.
Now my illnesses are pretty hard to understand and I get that many people can't get their head around it, I really really understand that. If you have the need to understand then asking me about it makes a lot of sense and I usually try to explain my situation. As I said it is hard to understand so I'm fully aware of that you probably need a couple of questions to get a grasp of it.
If you still don't understand or if you don't agree with something I do or something like that then you are allowed to ask or say so and we can discuss it further in a civilized matter.
If you STILL don't understand after X amount of time discussing then I think we have a stalemate. Going any further is pretty pointless. Now I feel you should just accept the fact that you don't understand the situation and we can move on to other things. If you do understand but disagree with anything then I feel we should agree to disagree and move on to other things.
Pretty good idea yeah? I think it's an awesome deal and I think most of you agree. THEN WHERE THE FUCK DO PEOPLE GET THE FUCKING IDEA OF DOING THE FUCKING OPPOSITE?!?!
Just to show you an example I was gonna link a facebook status I put up where one of my aunts wrote several things that was pretty upsetting. Funny thing is my friends found it more upsetting than I did. However either I just can't find it or I deleted it. Shame really. I'm gonna give you a quick summary of what it was all about. It was like 10ish in the evening and I put up a status saying "I'm bored anyone doing anything fun?". Now I was thinking of just chatting with someone who did something fun, if someone asked me to join them in whatever they did I would probably decline as it was pretty late in the evening. Then my aunt wrote something like "You should get a job cause you seem healthy enough bla bla bla" So I started explaining why that is impossible. Oh btw I have explained my situation a couple of times before this event. She continued with the negative comments, ignoring my attempts to reason with her. After a couple of tries and her continued beating I said that I will remove her from facebook so I don't have to see her useless comments. And so I did.
Now who died and gave her the fucking rights to beat down on me? I'm so fucking tired of hearing my relatives say things that they think is right but in reality I CANNOT FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE I AM FUCKING ILL! Hey wanna know what I think is the right thing for you to do? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Useless piece of trash.
Again you are allowed to think what you want but slap yourself in the face and realize that you don't create reality. Keep your shit to yourself. This applies to all of you.
... okay on to some other shit. I really dislike the things that happens around me at the time. I know I know most of them isn't about me and I don't think you guys mean for anything to be directed towards me. Know this... I do not want anything to do with this shit. Solve it on your own. But I'm 100% certain that I somehow for god knows what reason will get caught in the crossfire. Feels like I'm gonna lose a friend because of this and I don't really appreciate that. I don't take anyone's side as long as you don't hurt each other in any other way that isn't necessary.
Prediction: One of you will feel really bad when you read this but you probably shouldn't and one of you will not feel bad when you read this but you probably should.
Hate this childish shit....
I had hoped that this entry would make me feel better, you know get things off my chest. Can't say I feel any better, could have made everything worse.
Note to self: Next time blow something up instead... or stab someone in the eye.
This is Captain Currently-Not-So-Awesome - signing out
Hope I can get it out of the system and make the rest of the day better.
First off I'm gonna talk shit about people, real people, people I know, even my relatives. I don't know if any of those who I'm gonna mention even reads this blog but I don't give a shit. If you do then all the better!
As you all should already know I have several illnesses which prevents me from working, so I have a lot of free time. However a lot of that said free time I spend trying to endure the pain I have and a lot of that time I spend trying to find ways to get rid of any pain I can. Guess what, I would gladly work fucking 12 hours per day 7 days per week instead of having this pain and fucked up head. And yes I have thought of committing suicide and I still think the idea is not that bad. Those of you who fucking can't understand it can go fuck off and drown in a fucking lake! Anyone, and I mean ANYONE, who get's the idea of throwing any pity my way I recommend that you bury that thought somewhere where I can't see/hear/feel/sense them or I will punch you in the throat.
Now my illnesses are pretty hard to understand and I get that many people can't get their head around it, I really really understand that. If you have the need to understand then asking me about it makes a lot of sense and I usually try to explain my situation. As I said it is hard to understand so I'm fully aware of that you probably need a couple of questions to get a grasp of it.
If you still don't understand or if you don't agree with something I do or something like that then you are allowed to ask or say so and we can discuss it further in a civilized matter.
If you STILL don't understand after X amount of time discussing then I think we have a stalemate. Going any further is pretty pointless. Now I feel you should just accept the fact that you don't understand the situation and we can move on to other things. If you do understand but disagree with anything then I feel we should agree to disagree and move on to other things.
Pretty good idea yeah? I think it's an awesome deal and I think most of you agree. THEN WHERE THE FUCK DO PEOPLE GET THE FUCKING IDEA OF DOING THE FUCKING OPPOSITE?!?!
Just to show you an example I was gonna link a facebook status I put up where one of my aunts wrote several things that was pretty upsetting. Funny thing is my friends found it more upsetting than I did. However either I just can't find it or I deleted it. Shame really. I'm gonna give you a quick summary of what it was all about. It was like 10ish in the evening and I put up a status saying "I'm bored anyone doing anything fun?". Now I was thinking of just chatting with someone who did something fun, if someone asked me to join them in whatever they did I would probably decline as it was pretty late in the evening. Then my aunt wrote something like "You should get a job cause you seem healthy enough bla bla bla" So I started explaining why that is impossible. Oh btw I have explained my situation a couple of times before this event. She continued with the negative comments, ignoring my attempts to reason with her. After a couple of tries and her continued beating I said that I will remove her from facebook so I don't have to see her useless comments. And so I did.
Now who died and gave her the fucking rights to beat down on me? I'm so fucking tired of hearing my relatives say things that they think is right but in reality I CANNOT FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE I AM FUCKING ILL! Hey wanna know what I think is the right thing for you to do? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Useless piece of trash.
Again you are allowed to think what you want but slap yourself in the face and realize that you don't create reality. Keep your shit to yourself. This applies to all of you.
... okay on to some other shit. I really dislike the things that happens around me at the time. I know I know most of them isn't about me and I don't think you guys mean for anything to be directed towards me. Know this... I do not want anything to do with this shit. Solve it on your own. But I'm 100% certain that I somehow for god knows what reason will get caught in the crossfire. Feels like I'm gonna lose a friend because of this and I don't really appreciate that. I don't take anyone's side as long as you don't hurt each other in any other way that isn't necessary.
Prediction: One of you will feel really bad when you read this but you probably shouldn't and one of you will not feel bad when you read this but you probably should.
Hate this childish shit....
I had hoped that this entry would make me feel better, you know get things off my chest. Can't say I feel any better, could have made everything worse.
Note to self: Next time blow something up instead... or stab someone in the eye.
This is Captain Currently-Not-So-Awesome - signing out
Thursday, July 21, 2011
The Tech and The PeeFlirt
Hello again my fellow douchebags!
Now I sincerely apologize for the lack of entries lately but my computer has had a... it kinda... Hell I'm gonna say it outright, it fucked me in the ass with Bluescreen of Death!! No computer for a month.. I think how death feels like now...
After many attempts to fix it I finally said fuck it and bought new parts! To actually disassemble the very thing that makes you angry is so satisfying I kid you not! Wish you could do that with humans.... hmm.... New York Times: "Captain Awesome killed his friend and chopped him up to tiny pieces! In his defence he said that he was gonna do some upgrades and put him together again" ..... okay maybe not...
Say hi to my new rig! Asus Sabretooth P67 motherboard! YUM! 3,30GHz i5 processor (can be overclocked)! DOUBLE YUM! 8gb ram! well... not that good I guess. This goes well together with my earlier purchased Geforce 580 graphic card! All put together this rig is so amazing it almo- AAHHHH! ... Came in my pants.. give me 2 minutes...
Okay there we go, sorry about that...
So what have I been up to? Well I've been with Celina a lot. Been hanging out with Mini-Awesome and Miss-Awesomeness a lot too which makes me happy! They are so cute together that it almost makes me wanna throw up ;D
A special night worth mentioning is when Celina, Snail and I went over to Mr Alice's house! They got drunk and I got... funny... from my meds. Late at night we decided to play some 1v1v1 on Modern Warfare 2 with Amon Amarth in the background. Truly amazing! After Amon Amarth we played some Children of Bodom which led us to Backstreet Boys! ... Shut up I know what you're thinking... No questions allowed! -.-
Last saturday Celina, Mini and Awesomeness were at Medusa and had a nice time. Something weird happened though... I went to the bathroom. Took my place at the urinal and started emptying my beautiful hose. While standing there, this is all true by the way it's too stupid to make up, 2 girls came out of the toilet which you can actually close and lock... I was a bit surprised but meh fuck it. One girl passed me but the second one halted and said "Looking good there, you single?". I was like WTF is this really happening?! ... and of course I had nothing good to say so I just said "No sorry I'm not" which to she replied "Oh that's a shame.." then she smiled and walked out. Now I don't know about you but it's the first time someone has flirted with me in a club while I was peeing. I take it as a compliment but I already know my gear is awesome! Although a thank you is in order for the chick, I'm actually quite flattered. Hope you find someone who is nearly as awesome as me when he's peeing!
Oh right almost forgot Midsummer! "Celebrated" it with good friends at the house of the woman who created Mini. Later we went to Medusa (where else?) I'm not gonna say much more but instead I'm giving you a videolink! Enjoy!
Before I stop writing I just want to say fuck you to some people who deserves, hopefully you know who you are. Also I want to give another thank you to the friends who keeps me from total breakdown, I really REALLY hope you know who you are!
This is Captain Awesome - Signing out
Now I sincerely apologize for the lack of entries lately but my computer has had a... it kinda... Hell I'm gonna say it outright, it fucked me in the ass with Bluescreen of Death!! No computer for a month.. I think how death feels like now...
After many attempts to fix it I finally said fuck it and bought new parts! To actually disassemble the very thing that makes you angry is so satisfying I kid you not! Wish you could do that with humans.... hmm.... New York Times: "Captain Awesome killed his friend and chopped him up to tiny pieces! In his defence he said that he was gonna do some upgrades and put him together again" ..... okay maybe not...
Say hi to my new rig! Asus Sabretooth P67 motherboard! YUM! 3,30GHz i5 processor (can be overclocked)! DOUBLE YUM! 8gb ram! well... not that good I guess. This goes well together with my earlier purchased Geforce 580 graphic card! All put together this rig is so amazing it almo- AAHHHH! ... Came in my pants.. give me 2 minutes...
Okay there we go, sorry about that...
So what have I been up to? Well I've been with Celina a lot. Been hanging out with Mini-Awesome and Miss-Awesomeness a lot too which makes me happy! They are so cute together that it almost makes me wanna throw up ;D
A special night worth mentioning is when Celina, Snail and I went over to Mr Alice's house! They got drunk and I got... funny... from my meds. Late at night we decided to play some 1v1v1 on Modern Warfare 2 with Amon Amarth in the background. Truly amazing! After Amon Amarth we played some Children of Bodom which led us to Backstreet Boys! ... Shut up I know what you're thinking... No questions allowed! -.-
Last saturday Celina, Mini and Awesomeness were at Medusa and had a nice time. Something weird happened though... I went to the bathroom. Took my place at the urinal and started emptying my beautiful hose. While standing there, this is all true by the way it's too stupid to make up, 2 girls came out of the toilet which you can actually close and lock... I was a bit surprised but meh fuck it. One girl passed me but the second one halted and said "Looking good there, you single?". I was like WTF is this really happening?! ... and of course I had nothing good to say so I just said "No sorry I'm not" which to she replied "Oh that's a shame.." then she smiled and walked out. Now I don't know about you but it's the first time someone has flirted with me in a club while I was peeing. I take it as a compliment but I already know my gear is awesome! Although a thank you is in order for the chick, I'm actually quite flattered. Hope you find someone who is nearly as awesome as me when he's peeing!
Oh right almost forgot Midsummer! "Celebrated" it with good friends at the house of the woman who created Mini. Later we went to Medusa (where else?) I'm not gonna say much more but instead I'm giving you a videolink! Enjoy!
Before I stop writing I just want to say fuck you to some people who deserves, hopefully you know who you are. Also I want to give another thank you to the friends who keeps me from total breakdown, I really REALLY hope you know who you are!
This is Captain Awesome - Signing out
Sunday, June 19, 2011
The Sleepiness and The Chicken
Morning to you all!
As I said in the last entry my body has been totally wacked this last week. I haven't done much at all.. and definitely nothing fun/stupid. Been sleeping a lot, which I hate, and I've started playing Final Fantasy X again which is pretty awesome!
A few more things happened but I won't talk about it here, not now at least.
Anyways yesterday I went to Medusa with Celina, Lvlina, Mini-Awesome, Lvlina's brother Johan and his girlfriend Emily (spelling?) It was awesome. Just chilling and joking around. Exactly what I needed, enough action to ease my restlessness but not so much that my health suffered. Thanks guys
Feels like my mind has wandered all over the universe lately. Which is a bad thing. As Eminem said in one of his songs "I don't know why the world keeps turning round and round but I wish it would stop so I could get off right now".
Guess when my health is a bit better my thoughts will settle a bit, at least enough to enable me to start sorting things out. Hard to do anything when there is a lack of focus.
One thing I've been feeling lately is that my patience and kindness has taken a beating... Hope it's just temporary...
Moving swiftly along I'm gonna show you something that disturbs me a great deal! ...goddammit I get frustrated just thinking about it... Anyways one day I was chatting with Celina on the Facebook chat thingy and she showed me a picture (no not like that you perverts!)
Here it is....
She said that it reminds her of me...
When I asked why she said "It fits you, especially with the little spot on the neck". Naturally I asked "Why the spot?" and she answered "Because you're not like everyone else, you are special. And it has the right look too! I'm watching your every move so watch out!"
So in her eyes I'm basically cute and cuddly... Special though but still... Damn her for destroying my image! Ah well I stopped getting surprised over her actions at this point haha
I'm getting very sleepy now (again...) but I want to finish with a thanks. Mini and Celina, yesterday when we ate at that place and just talked... it was truly awesome. Just talking about random shit without a care about stepping on each others toes or anything like that. Moments like that are rare, at least for me. Thanks guys!
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
As I said in the last entry my body has been totally wacked this last week. I haven't done much at all.. and definitely nothing fun/stupid. Been sleeping a lot, which I hate, and I've started playing Final Fantasy X again which is pretty awesome!
A few more things happened but I won't talk about it here, not now at least.
Anyways yesterday I went to Medusa with Celina, Lvlina, Mini-Awesome, Lvlina's brother Johan and his girlfriend Emily (spelling?) It was awesome. Just chilling and joking around. Exactly what I needed, enough action to ease my restlessness but not so much that my health suffered. Thanks guys
Feels like my mind has wandered all over the universe lately. Which is a bad thing. As Eminem said in one of his songs "I don't know why the world keeps turning round and round but I wish it would stop so I could get off right now".
Guess when my health is a bit better my thoughts will settle a bit, at least enough to enable me to start sorting things out. Hard to do anything when there is a lack of focus.
One thing I've been feeling lately is that my patience and kindness has taken a beating... Hope it's just temporary...
Moving swiftly along I'm gonna show you something that disturbs me a great deal! ...goddammit I get frustrated just thinking about it... Anyways one day I was chatting with Celina on the Facebook chat thingy and she showed me a picture (no not like that you perverts!)
She said that it reminds her of me...
When I asked why she said "It fits you, especially with the little spot on the neck". Naturally I asked "Why the spot?" and she answered "Because you're not like everyone else, you are special. And it has the right look too! I'm watching your every move so watch out!"
So in her eyes I'm basically cute and cuddly... Special though but still... Damn her for destroying my image! Ah well I stopped getting surprised over her actions at this point haha
I'm getting very sleepy now (again...) but I want to finish with a thanks. Mini and Celina, yesterday when we ate at that place and just talked... it was truly awesome. Just talking about random shit without a care about stepping on each others toes or anything like that. Moments like that are rare, at least for me. Thanks guys!
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
Monday, June 13, 2011
The Limit and The Recap
Hey there my sea turtles!
The last couple of weeks have been so insane to the point that it should be illegal.
Right now my body is failing. I'm completely out of energy and my body is aching all over. Most of you know that my health is a bit special. I have been pushing myself way beyond my limit and now I'm paying for my mistake.
My mind is kinda crapped out right now too. There has been way too much drama and shit like that lately... I have so much to think and worry about it's almost makes me wanna cry
My friends, I'm sorry but I won't hit the town or do anything special this week... I simply cannot ignore the pain at this point. I hope I can get out this weekend but until then you have to survive without your Captain Awesome.
I have so much to write it's not even funny. Think I'll divide it up between several entries... Yeah that sounds good.
Well as most of you know I now have scars in my face for a reason I don't really wanna talk about. At this point it seems that some of them will be permanent but time will tell.
I also accidentally broke the ceiling lamp... Of course the shit was made was made of thick heavy glass and of course I had to stand right under the damn thing when the glass shattered... Luckily I dodged most of it but my arm got sliced pretty good so here I sit with three stitches in my arm. I was laughing all the way through it actually. Am I strange for smiling when I get cut up so bad? Some of my friends think I'm toying with my life way too much and need to slow down but to you I say: NO PAIN NO GAIN!
I also pierced my lip! The general opinion is that I look awesome in it! .... Like there were any doubts haha. I thought it would hurt quite a bit but I was so damn wrong.. It was the good kind of pain and YES I know you think I'm crazy for enjoying pain but fuck you alright!? ;D
The bitch-slap war with Mr Alice is currently 9-9 which suggests that we are equally good at face-slaps but I will get that son of a bitch!
In the next entry I will post all the random funny shit that has occurred lately but I would like to finish this entry with a thank you to all of those who cared when I collapsed last friday. Special thanks to Micke/Mr God, Ayla and Klara who stayed at the hospital even when I said that they didn't have to.
Many special thanks to all the true friends I have out there! I never say it but I hope you know I appreciate you all!
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
The last couple of weeks have been so insane to the point that it should be illegal.
Right now my body is failing. I'm completely out of energy and my body is aching all over. Most of you know that my health is a bit special. I have been pushing myself way beyond my limit and now I'm paying for my mistake.
My mind is kinda crapped out right now too. There has been way too much drama and shit like that lately... I have so much to think and worry about it's almost makes me wanna cry
My friends, I'm sorry but I won't hit the town or do anything special this week... I simply cannot ignore the pain at this point. I hope I can get out this weekend but until then you have to survive without your Captain Awesome.
I have so much to write it's not even funny. Think I'll divide it up between several entries... Yeah that sounds good.
Well as most of you know I now have scars in my face for a reason I don't really wanna talk about. At this point it seems that some of them will be permanent but time will tell.
I also accidentally broke the ceiling lamp... Of course the shit was made was made of thick heavy glass and of course I had to stand right under the damn thing when the glass shattered... Luckily I dodged most of it but my arm got sliced pretty good so here I sit with three stitches in my arm. I was laughing all the way through it actually. Am I strange for smiling when I get cut up so bad? Some of my friends think I'm toying with my life way too much and need to slow down but to you I say: NO PAIN NO GAIN!
I also pierced my lip! The general opinion is that I look awesome in it! .... Like there were any doubts haha. I thought it would hurt quite a bit but I was so damn wrong.. It was the good kind of pain and YES I know you think I'm crazy for enjoying pain but fuck you alright!? ;D
The bitch-slap war with Mr Alice is currently 9-9 which suggests that we are equally good at face-slaps but I will get that son of a bitch!
In the next entry I will post all the random funny shit that has occurred lately but I would like to finish this entry with a thank you to all of those who cared when I collapsed last friday. Special thanks to Micke/Mr God, Ayla and Klara who stayed at the hospital even when I said that they didn't have to.
Many special thanks to all the true friends I have out there! I never say it but I hope you know I appreciate you all!
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
Monday, May 23, 2011
The Disease and The Changes
Guten tag my puppets!
So it has been some time since my last entry, I apologize. Please forgive me!... nah it's my choice so shut up! ;D
Lately the world has been turned upside down I feel... Can't really put my finger on it but my world is a bit twisted at the moment... well... more twisted than usual I guess. Been sick off and on for days now which irritates me a great deal. BUT I managed to get out friday night and it was awesome, as always!
Mini-Awesome got kicked out for being too drunk, I kissed Micke to mess with Celina I think... Not sure actually =S.. and also I think Mr Alice and I have started a bitch-slap war. Currently 2-1 in my favor, I believe some rules needs to be set for this game or it may quickly get out of control!
All in all, awesome night!
Decided to terminate the term the Awesome Five and introduce the Crew of Awesome instead. The crew consists of all my closest and dearest friends, the Five included. There are some differences in how I feel about all of them but all in all they are the ones that really matter to me. You are awesome guys!
I will soon put up a page where you can see them! Also I will add and change some other pages so we are in for some good fun! This will hopefully be done this week but I miss some pictures so until I get them it can't be done.
Oh some old comments btw, Celina thinks there should be a soda with Captain Awesome flavor... not sure how to interpret that.. but sounds awesome!
Nicolas thinks I will die from tipping a candy machine over myself trying to get the last Twix in there OR that USA will get so jealous of my awesomeness that they send an A-10 Thunderbolt to kill me... time will tell I guess XD
Before I sign out today I wanna show you something Helena sent to me today. You remember the Peanut-Picture I told you about in an earlier entry? Well Helena saw this and thought about me... have no idea why
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
So it has been some time since my last entry, I apologize. Please forgive me!... nah it's my choice so shut up! ;D
Lately the world has been turned upside down I feel... Can't really put my finger on it but my world is a bit twisted at the moment... well... more twisted than usual I guess. Been sick off and on for days now which irritates me a great deal. BUT I managed to get out friday night and it was awesome, as always!
Mini-Awesome got kicked out for being too drunk, I kissed Micke to mess with Celina I think... Not sure actually =S.. and also I think Mr Alice and I have started a bitch-slap war. Currently 2-1 in my favor, I believe some rules needs to be set for this game or it may quickly get out of control!
All in all, awesome night!
Decided to terminate the term the Awesome Five and introduce the Crew of Awesome instead. The crew consists of all my closest and dearest friends, the Five included. There are some differences in how I feel about all of them but all in all they are the ones that really matter to me. You are awesome guys!
I will soon put up a page where you can see them! Also I will add and change some other pages so we are in for some good fun! This will hopefully be done this week but I miss some pictures so until I get them it can't be done.
Oh some old comments btw, Celina thinks there should be a soda with Captain Awesome flavor... not sure how to interpret that.. but sounds awesome!
Nicolas thinks I will die from tipping a candy machine over myself trying to get the last Twix in there OR that USA will get so jealous of my awesomeness that they send an A-10 Thunderbolt to kill me... time will tell I guess XD
Before I sign out today I wanna show you something Helena sent to me today. You remember the Peanut-Picture I told you about in an earlier entry? Well Helena saw this and thought about me... have no idea why
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
Saturday, May 14, 2011
The Turning Point and The Sexy Floor
Hey all you critters and beasts!
Yesterday...was...AWESOME! While the morning and afternoon were a little slow and I had to clean, do the dishes and boring stuff like that. It was still the best day this week, happy Captain! But screw the whole day and let's skip to the evening/night shall we? Yeah damn right we are!
Alriiiiiiiiight! While we had a plan to round up the crew and head out early there were some annoying circumstances that put a bunny in our plan's wheel. One or two peeps short we took off towards the lovely rock/metal bar Medusa!
There we met up with some more lovely peeps and the night commenced......... Dun dun dunnnnn
You know how an evening out works right? We sat at a table, drinking, catching up recent events, I showed them the Peanut-Picture from my earlier entry (very appreciated I might say!)... you know getting the gang going with some awesomeness. THEN we went downstairs where the real shit is! Some mighty music blasting, we are singing along of course and were having a reeeeaaaally awesome time! Then as the awesome-level was rising we decided to hit the dance floor (same music... just more room to dance ;D) and the night went from awesome to super-awesome!
And when Micke and I have a super-awesome time... we go into awesome-deluxe mode. So very convenient that on that dance floor they also have a stripping-pole... So Micke showed off his moves which are pretty awesome. I had to go for some spins and in the end we even got the others to try it out once or twice! Micke's lovely girlfriend Celina then showed off some of her moves on the pole which made the rest of us look like fools! Can't do anything but applaud.
We kinda lost control at some point as we were basically doing lapdances on each other (and yes... mostly me and Micke.. on each other.. So damn right but still so damn straight)
All in all it was just insane! Insanely awesome!
And that ladies and gentlemen is how Captain Awesome and his crew of awesome parties!
I give my thanks to everyone who helped me to have the most awesome time! I really needed it... No words can describe so I just go nerd and do this \m/ ^_^ \m/
Want in on the fun? Well stop being such a wuss and give me a hoot!
Here's the place we were at http://www.medusabar.com/ and we will be coming back there again and again!
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
Yesterday...was...AWESOME! While the morning and afternoon were a little slow and I had to clean, do the dishes and boring stuff like that. It was still the best day this week, happy Captain! But screw the whole day and let's skip to the evening/night shall we? Yeah damn right we are!
Alriiiiiiiiight! While we had a plan to round up the crew and head out early there were some annoying circumstances that put a bunny in our plan's wheel. One or two peeps short we took off towards the lovely rock/metal bar Medusa!
There we met up with some more lovely peeps and the night commenced......... Dun dun dunnnnn
You know how an evening out works right? We sat at a table, drinking, catching up recent events, I showed them the Peanut-Picture from my earlier entry (very appreciated I might say!)... you know getting the gang going with some awesomeness. THEN we went downstairs where the real shit is! Some mighty music blasting, we are singing along of course and were having a reeeeaaaally awesome time! Then as the awesome-level was rising we decided to hit the dance floor (same music... just more room to dance ;D) and the night went from awesome to super-awesome!
And when Micke and I have a super-awesome time... we go into awesome-deluxe mode. So very convenient that on that dance floor they also have a stripping-pole... So Micke showed off his moves which are pretty awesome. I had to go for some spins and in the end we even got the others to try it out once or twice! Micke's lovely girlfriend Celina then showed off some of her moves on the pole which made the rest of us look like fools! Can't do anything but applaud.
We kinda lost control at some point as we were basically doing lapdances on each other (and yes... mostly me and Micke.. on each other.. So damn right but still so damn straight)
All in all it was just insane! Insanely awesome!
And that ladies and gentlemen is how Captain Awesome and his crew of awesome parties!
I give my thanks to everyone who helped me to have the most awesome time! I really needed it... No words can describe so I just go nerd and do this \m/ ^_^ \m/
Want in on the fun? Well stop being such a wuss and give me a hoot!
Here's the place we were at http://www.medusabar.com/ and we will be coming back there again and again!
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
Thursday, May 12, 2011
The Crushing Blows and The Peanut-Picture
Guten Abend meine lieblings brötchen!
Remember the last entry where I said some crap is going on? Well guess what.. MORE crap got pooped over me.. damn world.. so not awesome. BUT! Captain Awesome will find a way and rise again!
One of the Awesomes... Miss C.. has gone away for a while.. this is really sad for me and I wish the situation were different. I miss you already
Anyhoo I bet you guys wanna know if I've done anything awesome lately? Good news! I totally did something really awesome yesterday! Sensitive readers be warned! Muahahhahaha
Let me set the scene for you... It's in the middle of the night, mom is at her boyfriends house, my siblings are asleep. Awesome music streams through the speakers and the room is dark, the only light is coming from the computer-screens.
Suddenly I feel hungry, so I made some sandwiches and took them into my room. The usual sandwiches with peanut-butter will make any night awesome right? Yes it will BUT for some sick goddamn idiot reason there weren't any peanut-butter on the shit.. it was just... butter! What went through my mind when I did that? Did I fall into some dimension where it is a good idea to use butter over peanut-butter!? Don't think so! Damn.. still pissed over it. Anyway.. I complained on Facebook and a friend (a girl, relevance obvious later) commented that the world is upside down and stuff like that.. I said that my peanut-butter must be so upset, like if I was married to the peanut-butter and got raped by a butter box and actually enjoyed it! She however believed that if I gave some extra love to the peanut-butter it would forgive me. Oh I will I said... then she said something that she perhaps shouldn't have "Pics or it didn't happen".... Well if she wants to see my dinkadink in a jar of peanut-butter who am I to say no?
Said and done I grabbed a jar of peanut-butter, unzipped, took a picture and sent it to her. BOOM!
Got the picture left as proof, It's a pretty harmless picture and I would gladly put it up here but my senses tells me that is not a good idea...
Guess you have to beg me to send it or something ;P
Anyway, admit that this was insanely awesome! or perhaps awesomely insane! Choice of freedom
oh BTW.. she said she liked it
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
The Sickness and The Burn!
Konichiwa!
Hope you all are well! If you are, awesome! If you're not... can't say I care no..
Some shit is going on in my life that need a lot of my attention, for my own good and by extent yours seeing as you are nagging on me all day long to write more in my awesome blog. So not complaining, just love picking on my you.
Anyhoo this takes up a lot of my energy and the blog will suffer a bit BUT.. fear not! I will publish new awesomeness every chance I get! Right now I'm working on some awesome new pages, not gonna reveal what they are all about just yet but they will come one by one. ~One by one they shall come and one by one shall they fall. Spill the blood of heretics and watch the world burn. Everything I touch will be reduced to ash and all-~... ehum... right... back on track.. good song though
Heard a funny thing yesterday. A friend got into a fight with her dad about some misunderstanding or something.. not important. Anyways apparently it didn't end well as she got punished.. guess what the punishment was? She is now partly grounded for a week, she has to be home by 9 everyday... Not really a funny story you say? Here is the kicker.. guess the age? no not 12... not 14.. not even 16... She is 20!!! XD Me and the two others hearing this almost cried of laughter. To top it off like butter on a broom she said "We will see at the end of the week if he has cooled down, if not the punishment may be extended another week" .... hahahaha I don't care what you think that shit is awesome!
Poor you... poor, poor you... ;D
Have some good comments to burn her with, gonna write them down on a piece of paper and visit her later... Muahaha
In other news,
I've come up such an awesome experiment that it should be illegal to even think about it! It may be impossible to execute but I have to try. I'm gonna call it Project: Fist of Awesome. Won't release details just yet and this project will take a while but it will be worth the wait. Subarashii indeed!
Hope you all are well! If you are, awesome! If you're not... can't say I care no..
Some shit is going on in my life that need a lot of my attention, for my own good and by extent yours seeing as you are nagging on me all day long to write more in my awesome blog. So not complaining, just love picking on my you.
Anyhoo this takes up a lot of my energy and the blog will suffer a bit BUT.. fear not! I will publish new awesomeness every chance I get! Right now I'm working on some awesome new pages, not gonna reveal what they are all about just yet but they will come one by one. ~One by one they shall come and one by one shall they fall. Spill the blood of heretics and watch the world burn. Everything I touch will be reduced to ash and all-~... ehum... right... back on track.. good song though
Heard a funny thing yesterday. A friend got into a fight with her dad about some misunderstanding or something.. not important. Anyways apparently it didn't end well as she got punished.. guess what the punishment was? She is now partly grounded for a week, she has to be home by 9 everyday... Not really a funny story you say? Here is the kicker.. guess the age? no not 12... not 14.. not even 16... She is 20!!! XD Me and the two others hearing this almost cried of laughter. To top it off like butter on a broom she said "We will see at the end of the week if he has cooled down, if not the punishment may be extended another week" .... hahahaha I don't care what you think that shit is awesome!
Poor you... poor, poor you... ;D
Have some good comments to burn her with, gonna write them down on a piece of paper and visit her later... Muahaha
In other news,
I've come up such an awesome experiment that it should be illegal to even think about it! It may be impossible to execute but I have to try. I'm gonna call it Project: Fist of Awesome. Won't release details just yet and this project will take a while but it will be worth the wait. Subarashii indeed!
Friday, May 6, 2011
The Second Night and The Interrupting Break-in
Greetings and salutations!
Today has been a hellish day, my body is torturing me to death. As if that wasn't enough I had to talk about stuff that I don't wanna talk about, things I don't wanna remember, things I wanna forget.. For an hour.. just talking about the absolute crappiest events in my life. NOT AWESOME! Hope something a bit more awesome will come out of it sometime...
Anyhoo fuck that shit. Since my last post I haven't done anything stupid (yet) but I'm gonna share a story that happened a few days ago. Quite the awesome prank I must say, totally improvised but still awesome. Sit down and grab a cup of tea, kamomill as always! Is it kamomill in english? Think so but sounds weird... anyway.. Sit the hell down and read dammit!
Alright a few days ago I was at home, bored (again.. suprise) and didn't think of anything exciting to do. So I started calling a buddy of mine. I knew he wasn't gonna be home and very likely at his girlfriends house but hey better to be the third wheel than a wheel on a broom in a ditch somewhere right?
The bastard didn't answer the first time so I had to terrorcall him, I mean it's my right as a bored friend right? After a bunch of calls the fucker picks up the phone all pissed off. Conversation was as follows: (I'm gonna call him Bastard just to make the dialogue easy to understand)
Bastard: What!?!? I'm in the middle of something reeaaaalllyyyy good here so I damn hope this is important!
*I knew he meant sex.. QUICK DECISION!*
Awesome: Uhm yeah.. I'm outside of your apartment... Your door is open and broken, you've been robbed man
Bastard: *10 seconds of absolute silence* Guard the door I'm coming *he hangs up*
So there I am. Knowing it will take him about an hour to get home. Satisfied that I ruined an awesome happy ending for him. Boredom started to fade away. Mission accomplished!
An hour later I got a text.. followed by another one within seconds.. followed by a third... Wonder who that can be at this hour? And why is that person so eager to get hold of me? Let's find out shall we?
I'm not gonna go into details of the words he used because... well.. it would get me banned from the whole web. But the little cleaner and summed up version is here for your eyes to feast on!
"I'm gonna get you killed you damn assraping fuckface! The sex was so damn good I almost got a fucking heartattack while doing her... and you ruined it.. Hope you're happy you monkeyshiteater! The thing that pisses me off the most is that I fall for this fucking shit over and fucking over again!!!"
(yes.. the actual texts were much, much more dirty than that)
Muahahahaha suddenly the awesome evening got awesomely awesome!! After some good laughing I wrote back "Kisses". Haven't heard from him since then, 3 days now I think.
Now... who won't agree on that this prank was so damn awesome it almost makes you wanna cry?
Remind me again why I still have any friends? Miss Awesomeness tells me it's because "You're fucking Captain Awesome!!" Her words not mine... although I guess I would have said it if she hadn't.
See ya later I'm gonna hit the town and party with some awesome friends! Perhaps I will get a new and awesomely juicy story to tell you after tonight? Everything is possible as long as you find that aura of awesomeness oozing around!
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
Today has been a hellish day, my body is torturing me to death. As if that wasn't enough I had to talk about stuff that I don't wanna talk about, things I don't wanna remember, things I wanna forget.. For an hour.. just talking about the absolute crappiest events in my life. NOT AWESOME! Hope something a bit more awesome will come out of it sometime...
Anyhoo fuck that shit. Since my last post I haven't done anything stupid (yet) but I'm gonna share a story that happened a few days ago. Quite the awesome prank I must say, totally improvised but still awesome. Sit down and grab a cup of tea, kamomill as always! Is it kamomill in english? Think so but sounds weird... anyway.. Sit the hell down and read dammit!
Alright a few days ago I was at home, bored (again.. suprise) and didn't think of anything exciting to do. So I started calling a buddy of mine. I knew he wasn't gonna be home and very likely at his girlfriends house but hey better to be the third wheel than a wheel on a broom in a ditch somewhere right?
The bastard didn't answer the first time so I had to terrorcall him, I mean it's my right as a bored friend right? After a bunch of calls the fucker picks up the phone all pissed off. Conversation was as follows: (I'm gonna call him Bastard just to make the dialogue easy to understand)
Bastard: What!?!? I'm in the middle of something reeaaaalllyyyy good here so I damn hope this is important!
*I knew he meant sex.. QUICK DECISION!*
Awesome: Uhm yeah.. I'm outside of your apartment... Your door is open and broken, you've been robbed man
Bastard: *10 seconds of absolute silence* Guard the door I'm coming *he hangs up*
So there I am. Knowing it will take him about an hour to get home. Satisfied that I ruined an awesome happy ending for him. Boredom started to fade away. Mission accomplished!
An hour later I got a text.. followed by another one within seconds.. followed by a third... Wonder who that can be at this hour? And why is that person so eager to get hold of me? Let's find out shall we?
I'm not gonna go into details of the words he used because... well.. it would get me banned from the whole web. But the little cleaner and summed up version is here for your eyes to feast on!
"I'm gonna get you killed you damn assraping fuckface! The sex was so damn good I almost got a fucking heartattack while doing her... and you ruined it.. Hope you're happy you monkeyshiteater! The thing that pisses me off the most is that I fall for this fucking shit over and fucking over again!!!"
(yes.. the actual texts were much, much more dirty than that)
Muahahahaha suddenly the awesome evening got awesomely awesome!! After some good laughing I wrote back "Kisses". Haven't heard from him since then, 3 days now I think.
Now... who won't agree on that this prank was so damn awesome it almost makes you wanna cry?
Remind me again why I still have any friends? Miss Awesomeness tells me it's because "You're fucking Captain Awesome!!" Her words not mine... although I guess I would have said it if she hadn't.
See ya later I'm gonna hit the town and party with some awesome friends! Perhaps I will get a new and awesomely juicy story to tell you after tonight? Everything is possible as long as you find that aura of awesomeness oozing around!
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
The First Dawn and The Shocking Results
Alright my awesome friends and enemies, haters and lovers, cops and criminals and last but not least Miss Awesomeness' scaly roomate Ozzy!
The other night I was chatting with one from the "Awesome Five" (Read the About me! page for explanation) I was rambling on about my awesome ideas as usual and all of a sudden she said that I should start blogging. She pointed out that I have so many awesome and idiotic (awesomely idiotic?) ideas and I should put them up so people can follow them. Not a bad idea I thought. After getting a "Yes do it!" response from a couple of other friends I decided to go for it. Here it is! Awesome and all!
My first awesome post will be kinda short but I do wanna share an awesome experiment I did yesterday!
I was bored out of my mind and started thinking about electricity. You know when you grab something with a strong electrical current it's impossible to let go. The electricity is messing up your nerve system making your muscles cramp together bla bla bla.
So I thought... If I squeeze a ball as hard as I can... and then electrifiy my arm.. will I squeeze it harder? Yeeeees I know it is a stupid idea... but still pretty fucking awesome. Said and done I found myself a ball and an old generator I have (no questions) and hooked up the generator to my arm. As I had no way of knowing exactly how much electrical power I should apply in my experiment (yeeees I know I could have done some math on it but where is the fun in that?) I had to improvise. "Alright... generator power... random number.. awesome!". I then took the ball in my hand and squeezed it as hard as I could. "Alright.. the ball is squeezed about this much.. turning power generator on.. BZZZZ"
As it turns out, YES you do squeeze the ball harder! Awesome right!? ...but the sideeffect is that it fucking hurts.. alot.. for a long time after.
Awesome experiment with awesome but shocking results!
That is all of the awesomeness I care to share atm but fear not! More awesome will follow and more of my awesome mind will be revealed!
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
The other night I was chatting with one from the "Awesome Five" (Read the About me! page for explanation) I was rambling on about my awesome ideas as usual and all of a sudden she said that I should start blogging. She pointed out that I have so many awesome and idiotic (awesomely idiotic?) ideas and I should put them up so people can follow them. Not a bad idea I thought. After getting a "Yes do it!" response from a couple of other friends I decided to go for it. Here it is! Awesome and all!
My first awesome post will be kinda short but I do wanna share an awesome experiment I did yesterday!
I was bored out of my mind and started thinking about electricity. You know when you grab something with a strong electrical current it's impossible to let go. The electricity is messing up your nerve system making your muscles cramp together bla bla bla.
So I thought... If I squeeze a ball as hard as I can... and then electrifiy my arm.. will I squeeze it harder? Yeeeees I know it is a stupid idea... but still pretty fucking awesome. Said and done I found myself a ball and an old generator I have (no questions) and hooked up the generator to my arm. As I had no way of knowing exactly how much electrical power I should apply in my experiment (yeeees I know I could have done some math on it but where is the fun in that?) I had to improvise. "Alright... generator power... random number.. awesome!". I then took the ball in my hand and squeezed it as hard as I could. "Alright.. the ball is squeezed about this much.. turning power generator on.. BZZZZ"
As it turns out, YES you do squeeze the ball harder! Awesome right!? ...but the sideeffect is that it fucking hurts.. alot.. for a long time after.
Awesome experiment with awesome but shocking results!
That is all of the awesomeness I care to share atm but fear not! More awesome will follow and more of my awesome mind will be revealed!
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
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