The Crushing Blows and The Peanut-Picture

Guten Abend meine lieblings brötchen!

Remember the last entry where I said some crap is going on? Well guess what.. MORE crap got pooped over me.. damn world.. so not awesome. BUT! Captain Awesome will find a way and rise again!

One of the Awesomes... Miss C.. has gone away for a while.. this is really sad for me and I wish the situation were different. I miss you already

Anyhoo I bet you guys wanna know if I've done anything awesome lately? Good news! I totally did something really awesome yesterday! Sensitive readers be warned! Muahahhahaha

Let me set the scene for you... It's in the middle of the night, mom is at her boyfriends house, my siblings are asleep. Awesome music streams through the speakers and the room is dark, the only light is coming from the computer-screens. 

Suddenly I feel hungry, so I made some sandwiches and took them into my room. The usual sandwiches with peanut-butter will make any night awesome right? Yes it will BUT for some sick goddamn idiot reason there weren't any peanut-butter on the shit.. it was just... butter! What went through my mind when I did that? Did I fall into some dimension where it is a good idea to use butter over peanut-butter!? Don't think so! Damn.. still pissed over it. Anyway.. I complained on Facebook and a friend (a girl, relevance obvious later) commented that the world is upside down and stuff like that.. I said that my peanut-butter must be so upset, like if I was married to the peanut-butter and got raped by a butter box and actually enjoyed it! She however believed that if I gave some extra love to the peanut-butter it would forgive me. Oh I will I said... then she said something that she perhaps shouldn't have "Pics or it didn't happen".... Well if she wants to see my dinkadink in a jar of peanut-butter who am I to say no?

Said and done I grabbed a jar of peanut-butter, unzipped, took a picture and sent it to her. BOOM!

Got the picture left as proof, It's a pretty harmless picture and I would gladly put it up here but my senses tells me that is not a good idea...

Guess you have to beg me to send it or something ;P

Anyway, admit that this was insanely awesome! or perhaps awesomely insane! Choice of freedom

oh BTW.. she said she liked it

   This is Captain Awesome - signing out