The First Dawn and The Shocking Results

Alright my awesome friends and enemies, haters and lovers, cops and criminals and last but not least Miss Awesomeness' scaly roomate Ozzy!

The other night I was chatting with one from the "Awesome Five" (Read the About me! page for explanation) I was rambling on about my awesome ideas as usual and all of a sudden she said that I should start blogging. She pointed out that I have so many awesome and idiotic (awesomely idiotic?) ideas and I should put them up so people can follow them. Not a bad idea I thought. After getting a "Yes do it!" response from a couple of other friends I decided to go for it. Here it is! Awesome and all!

My first awesome post will be kinda short but I do wanna share an awesome experiment I did yesterday!

I was bored out of my mind and started thinking about electricity. You know when you grab something with a strong electrical current it's impossible to let go. The electricity is messing up your nerve system making your muscles cramp together bla bla bla.
So I thought... If I squeeze a ball as hard as I can... and then electrifiy my arm.. will I squeeze it harder? Yeeeees I know it is a stupid idea... but still pretty fucking awesome. Said and done I found myself a ball and an old generator I have (no questions) and hooked up the generator to my arm. As I had no way of knowing exactly how much electrical power I should apply in my experiment (yeeees I know I could have done some math on it but where is the fun in that?) I had to improvise. "Alright... generator power... random number.. awesome!". I then took the ball in my hand and squeezed it as hard as I could. "Alright.. the ball is squeezed about this much.. turning power generator on.. BZZZZ"
As it turns out, YES you do squeeze the ball harder! Awesome right!? ...but the sideeffect is that it fucking hurts.. alot.. for a long time after.
Awesome experiment with awesome but shocking results!

That is all of the awesomeness I care to share atm but fear not! More awesome will follow and more of my awesome mind will be revealed!

  This is Captain Awesome - signing out