Hello again my fellow douchebags!
Now I sincerely apologize for the lack of entries lately but my computer has had a... it kinda... Hell I'm gonna say it outright, it fucked me in the ass with Bluescreen of Death!! No computer for a month.. I think how death feels like now...
After many attempts to fix it I finally said fuck it and bought new parts! To actually disassemble the very thing that makes you angry is so satisfying I kid you not! Wish you could do that with humans.... hmm.... New York Times: "Captain Awesome killed his friend and chopped him up to tiny pieces! In his defence he said that he was gonna do some upgrades and put him together again" ..... okay maybe not...
Say hi to my new rig! Asus Sabretooth P67 motherboard! YUM! 3,30GHz i5 processor (can be overclocked)! DOUBLE YUM! 8gb ram! well... not that good I guess. This goes well together with my earlier purchased Geforce 580 graphic card! All put together this rig is so amazing it almo- AAHHHH! ... Came in my pants.. give me 2 minutes...
Okay there we go, sorry about that...
So what have I been up to? Well I've been with Celina a lot. Been hanging out with Mini-Awesome and Miss-Awesomeness a lot too which makes me happy! They are so cute together that it almost makes me wanna throw up ;D
A special night worth mentioning is when Celina, Snail and I went over to Mr Alice's house! They got drunk and I got... funny... from my meds. Late at night we decided to play some 1v1v1 on Modern Warfare 2 with Amon Amarth in the background. Truly amazing! After Amon Amarth we played some Children of Bodom which led us to Backstreet Boys! ... Shut up I know what you're thinking... No questions allowed! -.-
Last saturday Celina, Mini and Awesomeness were at Medusa and had a nice time. Something weird happened though... I went to the bathroom. Took my place at the urinal and started emptying my beautiful hose. While standing there, this is all true by the way it's too stupid to make up, 2 girls came out of the toilet which you can actually close and lock... I was a bit surprised but meh fuck it. One girl passed me but the second one halted and said "Looking good there, you single?". I was like WTF is this really happening?! ... and of course I had nothing good to say so I just said "No sorry I'm not" which to she replied "Oh that's a shame.." then she smiled and walked out. Now I don't know about you but it's the first time someone has flirted with me in a club while I was peeing. I take it as a compliment but I already know my gear is awesome! Although a thank you is in order for the chick, I'm actually quite flattered. Hope you find someone who is nearly as awesome as me when he's peeing!
Oh right almost forgot Midsummer! "Celebrated" it with good friends at the house of the woman who created Mini. Later we went to Medusa (where else?) I'm not gonna say much more but instead I'm giving you a videolink! Enjoy!
Before I stop writing I just want to say fuck you to some people who deserves, hopefully you know who you are. Also I want to give another thank you to the friends who keeps me from total breakdown, I really REALLY hope you know who you are!
This is Captain Awesome - Signing out
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