Vroom Vroom!
So the last couple of weeks I've spent just sitting in my room feeling sorry for myself. Been very depressed and have had tremendous trouble with my stomach pains.
On to the matter at hand! In my last entry The Tech and The PeeFlirt I mentioned the awesomeness of being able to dismantle a person and then reassemble him/her with upgrades. Still a good idea yeah? I mean if it worked... Some days ago I was more down than usual and started to think about reinstalling OS on a computer.
We all know that all computers eventually start to malfunction at some point. Maybe too many programs have been installed and uninstalled or some registers gets fucked up. Perhaps you downloaded too much porn and got yourself a virus you naughty boy! There is one solution to each and every problem. Reinstall the OS! In other words deleting everything and start anew.
How fucking awesome wouldn't it be to be able to do that on yourself?!?
Think about it. Say you are like me and don't have many friends. One or two got pissed and disappered on you for some dumb reason. One or two died in some tragic accident. There you stand, alone with nowhere to go and no real reason to move forward. Suicide is a solution but that is kinda permanent (or so I've heard) So what to do? Wipe the brain clean! Then install some basic programs like how to read and things like that. Voila you got yourself a new life. Reborn. A second chance. Totally awesome!!!
Next subject!
Alright my gaming-buddies forced me into playing League of Legends. Which I quite enjoy! So here is the deal: Your Captain Awesome is awesome at games however I'm damn lazy and way too aggressive for these particular kind of games so my skills actually differs from match to match. Same could be said about my buddies so some of our matches ends in losses. But fuck that if you're having fun!
Buuuut then there is the fuckheads who makes the gaming experience a tad bit less fun...
Some important information: There are two kinds of matches, ranked and normal. Ranked are for those pro gamers who thinks Earth will incinerate if you lose. In other words they are for serious people. Normal are for... normal people? They are for people who are less skilled at the game or players who just wanna have some fun. We don't play ranked games ever cause none of us wants to take this game all too serious. I'm awesome but my friends are normal so I play Normal matches with them.
So back to the fuckheads I was talking about. In this context fuckheads are people who complains/use offensive language/verbal abuses or just have a negative attitude in general.
Let's use an example. Every player controls one character each. A 2vs2 fight commences. Me and my friend hacks away at them and almost kills them both. But for some reason we both end up getting killed, most often it's just some dumb and funny thing. Our reactions to these situations on Teamspeak are something like "What the hell just happened!? Hahahaha! Lucky bastards!".
So in other words we just laugh at it, respawn, try again and hope for a more happy ending. Funny shit happens in a funny shit game so all is well right? Of course it is! We play games because we want to have fun. It is the only reason anyone play games. Period. If you have some other fucked up reason for playing then I suggest you smash your computer to oblivion, preferably with your head, and find a hobby which you actually enjoy.
Buuuut then some fuckhead comes along and say something like "OMG NOOBS YOU FUCKING SUCK" (and yes most often with caps lock) or "Good job... We will lose the game because of that..." ..... What the fuck is wrong with these people!? Sure they got 2 kills which means they earned some gold which in turn means they can buy themselves some better items before we can. Thus giving them an advantage. But seriously... IT IS A FUCKING GAME!!!
Sure if we are in the middle of a war and we fuck up and get two of our soldiers gets killed then by all means feel free to yell as much as you want but in a game... Why? What is the point? Do you really have to win each and every time you play? Are you so pathetic that your life cracks a bit whenever something bad happens? Can we make one thing clear? It is a teamgame which means there are other people playing with you. With me so far? It doesn't matter how good you are if the rest of your team is crap. You are gonna lose. There are millions of people playing so I'm damn sure you will end up with one or two "crappy" players EVERY match. Do you understand where I'm going? It is impossible for everyone to be at the same level of skill. So why the fuck do you complain each and every match? Are you mentally ill? Did your mommy beat you as a child? Did someone die and made you god of gaming? If you feel superior then go play Ranked or play some sologame where you don't have to depend on others to shine.
If you are a fuckhead and still want to play Normal matches here is what you should do: Help the weaker players to make your whole team stronger, offer some friendly advice, ignore the mistakes others make, or my favourite... shut up and just enjoy yourself instead!
Sure I get frustrated sometimes when things just go to hell because me or some noob but I never complain on anyone other then a "Please do this instead of that" comment here and there. Here is what I want every player to do: Do your best and have fun.
The other day when we lost a match and I ended up with getting 8 kills and 10 deaths. Not that terrible but it's definitely not a good thing. Then this dude write "It's people like you who should quit the game forever". To which I responded "No I'm just having fun. Actually it's people like YOU who should quit the game forever because you're assraping the fun out of it". Then the guy went into nerdrage calling me all sorts of things, I just wrote "pathetic" and left the chat.
Seriously... just because you are protected behind a computer screen doesn't give you the right to get cocky. Wanna meet up with me and say those words to my face? Huh? Do you? Do you want to see my careface? If you are annoying enough then perhaps you want my fork in your eye?
Fuck off you pieces of shit!
Bloody hell it is really late now and I'm getting really tired. Hope tomorrow will be a better day.
This is Captain Awesome - signing out
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